Out of Her Shell

Welcome to what I hope will be our first reoccurring segment. Tidbits from the mind of the Turtle. Sit back and enjoy.


I had the oddest dream. A kingdom obsessed with meat. The royal family were all named after parts of a sandwich and then there was this guy, a peasant who was drinking something like a Capri-Sun, but written on it was NEW BACON FLAVOR. Everyone loved meat.

I have to capture one of those squirrels. Its fur is the exact shade of red I want for my hair.

posted by Don Taylor @ 11:49 AM,

1 Comments:

At 4:11 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hi Turtle--
Your dream may have been a subconscious cry for help for which I discovered a cure (or-- a cured response): BACON STRIP BANDAGES! see: http://www.mcphee.com/items/11476.html

 

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